Reason to Wait for Ben #1

Summer can be hard.  Hot and humid weather begs for short hair.  But, unless it's Ben's sophomore summer (which it isn't), then he won't be located on campus.  This leaves most of us with three options:

1. Get it cut "professionally"
2. Wait out the storm until fall
3. Visit Ben

Option 1 is clearly out. If you really need proof, see below.

Option 1 is clearly not the right choice.

Option 2 is a tough one.  Most of us tried to time our spring cuts so that we got our final shave just days (or hours) before departure from campus.  Maybe we can ride that wave long enough? We'll see.  There's still 10 long weeks until September 16th when fall term starts, so that option is looking shaky.  

Option 3 is also tricky.  While the cut is certainly worth the journey, is Ben willing to take time off from his busy work schedule to dust off the shavers? That's uncertain. 

Therefore, I propose Operation Dirty Water, where we entice Ben to come down to Boston for what he thinks will be a simple Sox game. Upon arrival at the stadium, we will hold his ticket hostage until the necessary cuts have been provided. More details cannot be given at this time.  Check back in for future updates.